tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1563019253410165575.post8313892580115150438..comments2023-10-30T09:03:19.418-04:00Comments on The Tighten Up Report: The Tighten Up Reporthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16990455054797209569noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1563019253410165575.post-28864965900708470782008-01-28T11:59:00.000-05:002008-01-28T11:59:00.000-05:00Fear the ham grenade.Fear the ham grenade.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1563019253410165575.post-39117485700932400252008-01-25T16:33:00.000-05:002008-01-25T16:33:00.000-05:00bacon martinis are to muslims as holy water is to ...bacon martinis are to muslims as holy water is to vampires.bodennerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09809534609221094248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1563019253410165575.post-35090911005072831152008-01-25T15:26:00.000-05:002008-01-25T15:26:00.000-05:00Bacon, you truly are the King of Meats! A Bacon Ha...Bacon, you truly are the King of Meats! <BR/>A Bacon Haiku<BR/><BR/>crackle my daydream<BR/>golden crispy salty snack<BR/>I dream of you nowThe Beccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15117227517662915539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1563019253410165575.post-36151957858750699302008-01-25T14:51:00.000-05:002008-01-25T14:51:00.000-05:00Sarah, bacon is hog's meat, at least the kind that...Sarah, bacon is hog's meat, at least the kind that I eat. Hotdogs, as Sinclair eloquently elaborated, are made of who fucking knows what. Bacon is manna, hotdogs are, well, meh. Mutually exclusive, these two meats remain. Tighten Up. Long Live Bacon.Matthewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11516868596438363505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1563019253410165575.post-45544997952402727082008-01-25T14:14:00.000-05:002008-01-25T14:14:00.000-05:00I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.mandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11544580092499852418noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1563019253410165575.post-31682521789716332162008-01-25T10:12:00.000-05:002008-01-25T10:12:00.000-05:00my heart is palpitatingmy heart is palpitatingPepperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15697403979864177486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1563019253410165575.post-10033378663781653232008-01-25T09:09:00.000-05:002008-01-25T09:09:00.000-05:00Sarah's right. Except that the delicious flavor pa...Sarah's right. Except that the delicious flavor packed oil would just float on top. Actually, that way I could just suck off the grease. Yum!The Beccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15117227517662915539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1563019253410165575.post-75039689378425479152008-01-25T00:14:00.000-05:002008-01-25T00:14:00.000-05:00one word: blender.one word: blender.Brenda Starrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14422152473105745156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1563019253410165575.post-78261454658828216962008-01-24T16:54:00.000-05:002008-01-24T16:54:00.000-05:00or you could just be lazy and pour that left-over ...or you could just be lazy and pour that left-over liquid in a hotdog package into a glass. probably taste the same and is definitely just as gross.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com