Brenda Throw-Myself-Down-The-Stairs Starr

Though I'm decidedly pro-choice, this is pretty tight:

A Senate candidate in Idaho has legally changed his name to Pro-Life.

Marvin Pro-Life Richardson "was denied the use of his middle name when he ran unsuccessfully for governor in 2006 because the state's policy bars the use of slogans on the ballot. Now, though, officials in the Idaho secretary of state's office say they have no choice because Pro-Life is his full and only name."


The tightness stops there, however:

"He says he will run for the highest state office on the ballot every two years for the rest of his life, advocating murder charges for doctors who perform abortions and for women who obtain the procedure."