Voting is FUNdamental

Since voting doesn't really matter in the District of Columbia, the great folks at the bureau of elections here decided to make it FUN! How do you do that? You put ADORABLE cartoons on the front of the voters guide ... because let's be honest ... when you are having fun, you don't realize you are completely fucking disenfranchised. Hurray!!!!!


(oh ... insult to injury .. . the tag line at the bottom of this terrific piece of civic literature? "You complete us." * screaming*

Tighten up and vote for Mr. Maroo before noon today!

My high school mascot is in the final four four for best high school mascot in Texas. His name is Mr. Maroo. He is difficult to explain, but basically he is an anthropomorphized poof ball with a beanie and huge eye balls. This is a matter of extreme pride for my high school; we will likely never actually get to the finals in Texas 5A football, so we would appreciate your support. As a side note, this mascot danced around the field featured in "Dazed and Confused" that served as one of our "home venues." No, this is not a joke. What could be more tight that walking poof balls?

http://www.texasfootball.com/