REV3D-UP

Car owners registering vehicles with weird, awkward or dumb vanity plates, tighten up! Latest offender:

LACT8*

Is that a command? You, LACTATE! Now! Is it an expository statement? I just wanted to inform you that I am lactating. Whatever it is, cut that shit out. We don't want to read about it on I-81.
*Via phone call with Greg on his way back from Roanoke. Thanks for the TU-Alert.