23 February 2007

Good-bye, My Ski Lift

On his continuous climb to the top of Creepy Mountain, watery-eyed crooner James Blunt has found the perfect sponsors. Oi! Switzerland! Remember neutrality? Listen: you need to tighten that shit up and quick, before The Report finds itself reading about the John Mayer Ski Lift or the Panic! At the Disco Ski Lift or something. Merci/Danke/Grazie from all of us for your continued cooperation in this affair of international import.

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