23 February 2007
Valet Assholes: Tighten up!
Alright valet assholes, as much as you like to keep "socialite" assholes waiting, last night was too much. My sisters and I were at Washington Life's "The Young and the Guest List" party and the WHOLE party waited in the lobby for 20 minutes waiting to get our cars. No fucking cars came. Here's a little math for you people: Waiting for 20 Minutes+Dumb Blond Bitches Too Close to Me+Me in 3" Heels+Gale Force Winds=Becca goes into Action Glover Mode. And guess what, I go outside and the fucking car is parked right in front of the building.
VALET ASSHOLES, TIGHTEN UP YOUR SHIT!
.... And NO, I'm not tipping you. Jerkface.