16 July 2007

VP Finds New Way of Ignoring Iraq Disaster

It's a fact universally acknowledged that the world is a better place when Chaney is not awake, i.e. temporarily on leave from sucking the joy, love, and laughter from God's children. With that said: look alive, Veep! I'm not privy to the thoughts and feelings of the Iraq commanders that you're reportedly teleconferencing with here, but I'm pretty sure they're not getting an ultra strong "your government is here for you" vibe at this moment. Even if you ARE checking your Blackberry, then a least lift one of those chins, no? You're being out-done in the We Mean Business Dept. by your boy there and that's enough to jerk anyone into attention.

Tighten up, man, tighten up.


Pete said...

If nothing else, you have to admire the balls on this guy. He just doesn't give a rat's ass anymore.

Minna said...

If ever there were balls in need of busting.