12 December 2007

Drew Carey, you have a dream job.


Drew Carey needs to tighten it up! He's the host of one of the greatest gameshows of all time, The Price is Right, but he seems about as interested in being on stage as Oliver North testifying before congress.

His job consists of dispensing cheap dining room suites and entry model domestic automobiles (with California emmissions) to Joe and Joan Sixpacks who know the price of Garlique tablets and can land Plinko chips in a tray. Jesus, how could you not just get drunk everyday before work and hi-five old ladies and make fun of fratjerks?

Bob Barker was a tough act to follow, but Jesus man, get it together.

8 comments:

Matthew said...

Maybe Drew hates America.

mandy said...

...get drunk everyday before work and hi-five old ladies and make fun of fratjerks...

Sign me up!

Jessica Joan said...

HILARIOUS.

Orville said...

Pepper, what are you doing at home on a weekday at 11am that you have time to watch the Price is Right?

Pete said...

Was Drew Carey ever a quality performer? I mean should we expect him to be good?


I would say "no", but hey...

Pepper said...

well orville, i'm happy to report that all my exams are done...it was a rare moment of relaxation

Orville said...

P*, congratulations on a well deserved TV break!

Anonymous said...

http://tv.yahoo.com/the-price-is-right/show/33016/news/urn:newsml:tv.ap.org:20071215:wrong_car__ER:8698