23 December 2008

Results Gym: Not. Cool.

Ok Results - as a new member of your gym, I'm generally a fan. Machines are always open, it's never terrifically crowded - good marks all around.

Until - that is - this morning in the womens locker room... what I saw there still makes me shudder.

I don't know what sick depraved woman put "the Miracle of Life" on the locker room TV.. .but if I wanted to see babies born at 7:30 a.m. I'd go cruise maternity wards. It was like a drive by - I'm putting on my fleece to go brave the cold and BOOM ... uterus.

So Results, as a person who hates fat and babies, I want to register a complaint and say TIGHTEN UP ... that show had both and that is double disgusting.