U.Va.'s alumni association was ordered to tighten it up after sending a "Bagels and Buses" e-mail promotion for Foxfield Races, where they featured this ghastly graphic:
Grotesque, vaguely sexual, and badly photoshopped: yes this graphic hit the trifecta.
Fans of tightness can rejoice, for today the alumni association sent out another reminder, featuring the following graphic:
It's not high art, but it'll do.
University of Virginia Alumni Association: congratulations for tightening up! However, be advised that you are on Tightness Watch.