18 July 2007

The tu report approves of Haggs




In spite of the fact that the nyc subway is clearly completely vulnerable to Chertoff's "gut feeling" that there will be another attack on US soil, I sleep better at night every time I see this poster. Haggs is from the Czech Republic, and won first place in the SPCA explosion detection dog nationals. He is a national champion in sniffing out bad shit. Homeland Security, general "war on terror": Tighten Up. Haggs: Bravo.

8 comments:

mandy said...

Sorry to be a Debbie Downer (or Debbie Dork?), but it looks like your image of Haggs has forced the TU sidebar down to the bottom of the page. Might want to make it a little skinnier.

Matthew said...

No problem Debbie. :-) I'm not sure why it's doing that. I used the regular Blogspot photo upload tool, and it's never done this before. If it persists, I'll take down Haggs, because I'm sure he won't mind.

Matthew said...

ok, i switched the picture, then deleted picture of superhero dog, then i deleted the whole post. both times, sidebar at the bottom. so, the post is back, in reverence to Haggs the dog. Perhaps its a blogspot issue.

Pete said...

Does anyone else find it ironic that the TU Report was busted up today by a story about the NYC Subway system, which got busted up today by a steam pipe. Effing steam pipes...

mandy said...

Aww! I'm sad about the Haggs pic. Perhaps you could try re-uploading it and clicking the "small" option? The other thing to try would be manually resizing in the "Compose" window (or w/e it's called). Bring back Haggs! J/k; we get the idea.

Matthew said...

Haggs had nothing to do with the steam explosion. Because steam is ordorless. A silent, odorless steam killer. My God how do we stop steam?

Matthew said...

Ok, Haggs is small, resized to small, (though I am clearly at odds with downsizing a bomb sniffing hero.), and has been placed in every possible layout configuration. When I take the post down, the same sidebar issue. I think this is an editorial board issue that only one man can fix. That man is Pepper Watkins. (trumpets). However, Pepper is having his big toe removed today because Becca digs men with four toes on each foot. (Creepy, Becca.)

Pepper said...

HMMMMMMmmmmm. Blogger sez:

On occasion, one column (often the sidebar) will shift when the content contained within a side-menu or a post extends a column beyond its designated width. This behavior varies across browsers so the issue will not always occur when a visitor views your page. To resolve the problem we recommend reviewing the content in both columns to identify items that may be causing column expansion. In most cases, long links and wide images are the cause of the problem.

I'm gonna have a look. I'd like to applaud our thousands of daily TUR readers for not asking us to tighten up on this one. You will be avenged, fair readers.