Those of you who know me are aware that I will not win any "Champion Drinker" awards. Ever since Spring Break 2002, I have been a dedicated yakker and light weight extraordinaire. However, I'm getting to the point in life where I need to do one of two things; either learn how to drink or stop drinking entirely. I came to this realization after downloading my party photos to flickr.
This photo proves my point that after 3 strong drinks I'm ready for the nearest toilet/plastic bag. I would like to add that I didn't actually yakk on friday night. Instead, I did 90 jumping jacks and ate an ice cream sandwich before hitting the hay. Apparently, it helps me make it through the night.
So I need to Tighten Up, and either quit drinking or learn how to hold my liquor.
P.S. Rachel, Erin and Jackie, that was still a great party!
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Props for having the awareness to self-tighten.
That being said, hahahahahahahahaha. What a wuss...
To your friend in purple:
Hi.
Yours very truly,
Matthew
Becca, you and Blythe make the same faces in photos
Hello Orville,
To learn how to drink you should listen to long time alcoholics Omar Sharif and Peter O'toole, who have a drinking trick to keep themselves healthy while still doing their favorite thing. According to Omar and Peter: first of all do not drink unless it is the best type of alcohol, such as Cognac or good Brandy. Second of all when you want to drink have a glass of whole milk (preferably organic, since it has all the natural enzymes) before and after you drink, the milk helps break down the alcohol easier. My advice to you is to check out your liver with a doctor, some people do not have the liver to drink a lot of alcohol, you need to watch yourself. Finally drinking one glass of alcohol (Liquor) or more everyday day makes you officially an alcoholic.
Did that guy just take this seriously? Tighten up saggezard..
He's a troll from the Islamic Republic. Pay him no mind, he's paid to write this shit.
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