29 November 2007

I CAN'T OPEN THE CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The packaging for M&M minis fun size is hard to open. At the top you can see that there's a white dotted line, with "Tear Here" written on it. Well, you can't "tear here". What you can do is mangle the damn packaging, gnaw on it some, in hopes that the tasty little candies come out. If I have such a hard time, think about kids opening these things! Rainbow candy sprays everywhere! Won't someone think of the children!

If you're going to put perforation on packaging for delicious treats, Mars, you better tighten up and perforate it because I'm hungry and I want to eat the sweet sweet insides.

7 comments:

Pepper said...

Becca, just get a hammer!

Pete said...

On the contrary, I think it's quite tight that Mars was able to engineer a piece of wax paper that could beat the best efforts of a well educated, upwardly mobile young woman.

The Becca said...

It's not wax paper! It's that super stretchy plastic!

Bodenner said...

the packaging was obviously designed to deter developmentally-slow children who are at risk for type-2 diabetes. and becca.

Pete said...

BWAHAHAHAHAH.

I revise my last to read, "a piece of wax paper that could beat the best efforts of a community college educated, downward spirling young woman.

el Rey said...

Becca, tighten up, man up, and gnaw through that bag.

Chrissy said...

really? it says "tear here" on the bag? where?

;)