Nobody really needs to tighten up here--I just thought this was funny.
No, no, wait...John Mayer, dump Jessica Simpson and make a real album. You went to Berklee and you know better; tighten that shit up.
Documenting the spectacular failure of individuals and institutions to function at acceptable levels.
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I have laughed out loud every time I have visited The Report since this was posted. Nice work, Pepper.
Hmm, should we distinguish Tighten Up from that other Report by capitalizing the last t, "The ReporT"? Or am I just admitting I need to tighten up?
i can't f'ing stand john mayer.
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