Coffins are terrifying

But when they're converted to furniture, I feel creepier than Woody Allen at a parenting convention.*

Collected from local funeral homes primarily in Southern California, health and safety laws prohibit the reselling of coffins as once a human body is placed in a coffin it is considered biohazard tissue. The six cast iron heavy duty legs are embossed with the universal biohazard insignia to keep you informed where exactly you're sitting. Impress your goth friends and pick one up for $3,500 US.

Yuk! Tighten!

/via Bone Donor
*I know Kristen has a coffin coffee table, but it's antique and looks like a box, so it's not a constant reminder of its intended use.