TURs of Wrath

It has come to my attention that certain bloggers who enjoy making transparent references to themselves by talking about themselves in the third person have been M.I.A. for a deal-breakingly long time. BUT! Drastic times/measures, y'all. I think you'll all agree that we're starting straight down into the gaping maw of untightness and what we see is this:



How shall I put this without compromising my famously ladylike temperment. Oh, gosh. I know:

Wall Street, tighten the fuck up and take the fascist political establishment with you when you GO TO HELL.

Now. Where's my needlepoint. I must stick it directly into my eye.