When you look into the tightness, the tightness also looks into you

Every so often you come into contact with a web page that singlehandedly justifies the whole of the Internets. "The Nietzsche Family Circus," which pairs a random Family Circus panel with a random Nietzsche quote, is just such a page, and a paragon of tightness. I could spend hours hitting refresh on this baby. So far, this is my favorite result:

After the old god has been assassinated,
I am ready to rule the world.