Showing posts with label Orville Pigdicker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Orville Pigdicker. Show all posts

20 June 2007

Lardbucket Republican tight-ass surprisingly loose with facts

Politicians, in general, are in need of constant tightening (in the business it's called 'image control' or 'brand management'). However, when professional historian and fellow bacon-lover, Newt Ginrich, gets his facts wrong while invoking 9/11, John McCain, AND a Kennedy in a video trailer for his soon-to-be-doomed presidential campaign we can only say, Newt, Tighten UP. And go jogging to lose those Taftian titties of yours. Fatty.

19 June 2007

US Army needs wartime fact-checking, tightening

Is it possible that we don’t understand the Middle East because we can’t get the simplest details of their languages correct? Take the US Army Linguist Recruitment site for example. Did you know that Pashto, Kurdish, AND Persian are in the ‘Arabic Language Family?’ Wait a minute Orville, no they’re not. Those are clearly Indo-European languages, with syntax and vocabulary which parallels many western European and northern European languages. Clearly.



Uncle Sam, Tighten UP