Showing posts with label burlap sack. Show all posts
Showing posts with label burlap sack. Show all posts

06 August 2008

Having Fun?

To the people who use this question in situations where the other person involved in the conversation is clearly miserable - tighten the fuck up.
It's like a real life "Who's got the case of the Mondays?!" only worse because it can be used anytime.

Good rule of thumb: if you have to ask the answer is no.

22 February 2008

Freezing Fog: Meteorological Phenom or Scooby-Doo Villain?




I kept hearing on the radio this morning that there was going to be freezing fog today in New York. "What the hell is freezing fog," I thought, "...that sounds like a villain from episode #whatevs006457 of Scooby Doo." You know, like, somebody steals Mrs. Throckmorton's diamond brooch, and there are reports of seeing a silvery floating mist around the grounds of her estate. And then, in the end, the pesky kids catch the Frozen Fog, which is actually a drunk and vengeful groundskeeper dressed in a spraypainted burlap sack.

Welp, turns out to be a real thing, so I need to tighten. Thanks www.theweatherprediciton.com!