Hey, Google, you listening?

Thursday afternoon at the office:

Calin: So, Mandy.
Me: Yes, Calin?
Calin: Why is it that a Google search for "tighten up" doesn't return The Tighten Up Report on the first page of results?
Me: Hmm. I dunno. I think it does if you add "report" --
Calin: That's no good!! You all need to tighten that shit up!!

Point taken, Calin. Point taken.