Business Development: "Tighten Up" cards on the boards.

Realizing that far more individuals than may be accomodated here require tightening up, the executive management here at the TUR has been toying with the possibility of releasing for the liberal use by its authors "Tighten Up" cards--dimensioned like business cards and printed on high-quality stock--which may be distributed at the site of infractions as they occur. This could include events as varied as cocktail parties, sporting events, traffic accidents (under windshield wipers), business transactions, ill-advised proposals of marriage, arm-wrestling engagements, and subway stations altercations.

These examples are, of course, mere prototypes, but similar versions may hit the streets in coming months. Stay tuned for further developments.