A Turn of the Screw

While I generally advocate for satire as the path to tightness, today I have nothing but dumb disbelief for Rush Limbaugh's failings as a member of society, manifested daily by airing things like this:



(Via Radar and Best Week Ever and Media Bistro, set to a song parody by "conservative political satirist" Paul Shanklin, based on this piece in the L.A. Times)

I would offer here a harsh ear-boxing "Tighten Up" to Rush and this Shanklin fellow, but I suspect their oily skins prevent any rational thought from entering. So I say we just tighten the front locks to whatever pit of evil Rush calls home and let him do his Pulitzer Prize-worthy work in isolation.