Siting: Washington Sports Club, Capitol Hill. Barack Obama was keeping his dloits and his gloits tight at WSC. A little bird reports he was wearing blue sweats. Man, blue sweats! Blue is on our nation's flag! He must really love America.
To tightness!
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How else would he stay this dreamy?!?!
to tightness! and cloits and gloits!
I hear he strained his upper dorsimus flexing for the ladies on The View.
I like Obama. But my main question is whether or not those blue sweats had elastic ankles. (grammar mavens, should that sentence have ended with a question mark?).
The rebuttal might raise some interesting wardrobe considerations--what else would he wear?!?
Man-pris with Pumas? Certainly not. We can't have a gay or European president now, can we?
Richard Simmons short shorts (see above response, minus the European option)?!
So I guess ruling out other best options, I can only assume that he was wearing elastic-ankled sweat. Hope he doesn't get a FUPA any time soon. . .
I like Obama. But my main question is whether or not those blue sweats had elastic ankles. (grammar mavens, should that sentence have ended with a question mark?).
The rebuttal might raise some interesting wardrobe considerations--what else would he wear?!?
Man-pris with Pumas? Certainly not. We can't have a gay or European president now, can we?
Richard Simmons short shorts (see above response, minus the European option)?!
So I guess ruling out other best options, I can only assume that he was wearing elastic-ankled sweat. Hope he doesn't get a FUPA any time soon. . .
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