The modern pop music establishment needs to tighten up and provide more radical guitar solos for our listening enjoyment. I'm sick of turning on the radio and hearing lame-o wussified tunes with no heart.
I want to hear more shredding that sounds like the following:
guts pouring out of skeletons' mouths
demons tap-dancing on the damned with golf spikes
hurricanes ripping through purgatory
a wolverine fighting with a dozen jackals
biohazardous materials catching fire during an earthquake
ninjas clashing on mountaintops
tea curtling because you put in milk and lemon
Yngwie Malmsteen, world-famous shredder, demonstrates the kind of thing I'm after in the following video. Get to it, John Mayer. You can play like Stevie Ray Vaughan and I know it, so tighten!