Washington's 50 Most Powerful slighty more than 50% fun

Thank you Washingtonian for calling GQ out on its BS. Apparently, GQ took our advice and hosted the party at Cafe Milano. Unfortunately, Cafe Milano ignored the coolest trend in Harlem and forgot to turn on the AC.

So let's recap:

Washingtonian--tight
GQ--not so tight

Cafe Milano--two months tightness watch

DC's 50 most powerful--only slightly tighter than average.