
How to do this, especially after our last encounter? How about this:
No.
Sincerely,
Pepper
Documenting the spectacular failure of individuals and institutions to function at acceptable levels.
Dear Virginia Graduate,
I, Cavman, have been selected as one of 12 finalists in this year's CapitalOne All-American Mascot Challenge and I need your help. Each week throughout the football season, Cavman will compete against a mascot from another school. The winner each week is based solely on fan voting. You will be able to vote daily and you must vote for each mascot match-up for your vote to count. Click below to vote for Cavman vs. Akron's Zippy.
Thank you and Go `Hoos!
Cavman