29 January 2008
Dear Idiot Urban Planner,
The reason that the printer in the planning lab has broken is this:
When we run out of 8.5" x 11" paper, the proper course of action is not to fold and then tear 11" x 17" of paper in half, reloading the original tray and leaving frayed edges for the printrollers to catch, causing a meltdown; rather, kindly inform a computing officiant of the lack, and the problem will be addressed through the restocking of paper.
Break our printer when I have shit to get done? Don't do that.
TUR Printing Ombudsman