24 January 2008

Attention fellow Bacontarians:


You're welcome.

9 comments:

sarah said...

or you could just be lazy and pour that left-over liquid in a hotdog package into a glass. probably taste the same and is definitely just as gross.

Brenda Starr said...

one word: blender.

The Becca said...

Sarah's right. Except that the delicious flavor packed oil would just float on top. Actually, that way I could just suck off the grease. Yum!

Pepper said...

my heart is palpitating

mandy said...

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Matthew said...

Sarah, bacon is hog's meat, at least the kind that I eat. Hotdogs, as Sinclair eloquently elaborated, are made of who fucking knows what. Bacon is manna, hotdogs are, well, meh. Mutually exclusive, these two meats remain. Tighten Up. Long Live Bacon.

The Becca said...

Bacon, you truly are the King of Meats!
A Bacon Haiku

crackle my daydream
golden crispy salty snack
I dream of you now

Bodenner said...

bacon martinis are to muslims as holy water is to vampires.

Orville said...

Fear the ham grenade.