Documenting the spectacular failure of individuals and institutions to function at acceptable levels.
or you could just be lazy and pour that left-over liquid in a hotdog package into a glass. probably taste the same and is definitely just as gross.
one word: blender.
Sarah's right. Except that the delicious flavor packed oil would just float on top. Actually, that way I could just suck off the grease. Yum!
my heart is palpitating
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Sarah, bacon is hog's meat, at least the kind that I eat. Hotdogs, as Sinclair eloquently elaborated, are made of who fucking knows what. Bacon is manna, hotdogs are, well, meh. Mutually exclusive, these two meats remain. Tighten Up. Long Live Bacon.
Bacon, you truly are the King of Meats! A Bacon Haikucrackle my daydreamgolden crispy salty snackI dream of you now
bacon martinis are to muslims as holy water is to vampires.
Fear the ham grenade.
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