07 August 2007
Albert the Pony Needs to Tighten Up
Sometimes horses detroy things, like my dad's hat. Albert is a pony. He is great. The also has a penchant for picking things up with his teeth and dropping them on concrete. It's pretty annoying as you can imagine, but he really seems to enjoy it, so I let him.
However, last night I had placed my cell phone on the bench. And yes, the obvious happened. Albert bit the phone with his teeth and threw it back down. When I picked it up, it looked ok. It wasn't until later that night that I discovered that he had really ruined my phone. The screen was a rainbow of colors with cracks all over it.
In conclusion, Albert, stop breaking phones. They are not food. I know you're a pony, and your brain is very small, but please! You're going to have to tighten that up pretty quick before I get a replacement.
Thankfully, my cell was already on borrowed time. Maybe the iPhone is on the horizon! So Albert, if you break that one, you're out of the family.
P.S. The clip of a pony destroying my dad's hat is really funny, you should go there.