I really love standing on a stagnant, 105 degree subway platform with a suit jacket on for 45 minutes. It's so great. I also love getting to work 2 hours late. That's wonderful because the work doesn't go anywhere. It still has to get done. What else do I love? Getting to work and having no phone system or email capabilities.
I'm going across the street for a two martini lunch. This is ridiculous.