28 August 2007

"Big Girls Don't Cry" is a TERRIBLE song.


Fergie's "Big Girls Don't Cry" is a terrible, terrible song. The lyrics are terrible, psuedo kiddie porn shit. She can't sing, and when she tries that hard, it's uncomfortable to listen to. I can't imagine why anyone would want to actually hear that song, but some of you do. All you people (John Hamilton, I know you are in this group) need to tighten up and realize how shockingly offensive "Big Girls Don't Cry" is. Let's put this pony out to pasture. It's time.

PS I added this picture because it shows how gross she is.

11 comments:

mandy said...

Thank you: Fergie is the grossest.

Pete said...

That's what a few years of whoring and crystal meth will do to a person.

Pete said...

Oh, and she ruined the Black Eyed Peas. Thanks bitch...

John said...

"we'll play jacks and uno cards ..." best lyrics heard on VH1 between 7:45 and 9:00 am for the last 4 months.

John said...

oh and she looks like Blossom.

Pouy said...

geezus Becca, you know I'm with John on this one. I guess we can't be friends anymore.

The Becca said...

P and JOHN: P, I know you hang out with your baby sister, but this song is HORRIBLE. You are ruining your sister's musical future by accepting this song as "ok enough to listen to".

John, get out of the gay bar once in a while. Remember when you listened to cool music?

Pull it together people!
Ps I love you don't hate me.

Pepper said...

Becca, I don't think you should be commenting on John and P's music taste. You were singing Mariah Carey in the car yesterday. Acapella.

Pouy said...

And Pepper once again proves why he is my hero.

Rachel said...

The Black Eyes Peas used to be cool. Whatever happened to "Black Beans & Rice"?!!

And I read somewhere recently, I think it was Rolling Stone, that she wanted to be like/perform with Led Zeppelin.

...Honey. They contributed "Immigrant Song." You contributed "My Humps" and an addiction to meth. Don't get all ahead of yourself.

That is all.

bacon bits said...

so we've all come to the conclusion that Fergie is a hero, Mariah Carey songs should only be sang in acapella, and meth is a good way of maintaining healthy skin.

Ohh yeah, Bacon should be in its own food group.

thanks