28 August 2007
If I only had a map. Or a brain. Or such as U.S. Americans.
I'm going to reconsider my position on not watching beauty pageants because, while this may be one of the scariest displays of stereotypical bombshell ditziness and ignorance I've ever seen, it's also one of the funniest. Especially given how hard Mario Lopez is simultaneously trying not to laugh and trying to look sincere so he can maybe get into Miss Teen South Carolina's "Mrtyle Beach" later.
[Only 1/5 of Americans can find the U.S. on a world map?!? Can that really be possible?!?]