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January
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- First Ever Tightness Discusion Panel
- Seriously AP?
- And then there were two
- Tightness Reigns in Southwest Florida
- Do you like your Russian house? Tough rubles!
- PC-E Nikkor 24mm f/3.5D ED
- Dark Knight trailer
- Dear Idiot Urban Planner,
- State of the You-Know-What
- No more babies.
- Hillary Cruise
- So when did the screwnicorn become TUR's mascot?
- Bacon-powered city
- Dear Mr. Canadian Brown Finch
- Attention fellow Bacontarians:You're welcome.
- Google Transit: Knee-Shakingly Tight
- Something Steve Jobs didn't invent.
- Freddie and Fannie
- if a blog falls in the woods, and nobody's around...
- Straight to hell
- Hey Linksys
- Tighten up, dog
- 16-0 is hella tight son
- I'm lucky to have my hand.
- American Gladiators Redux: The greatest slice of a...
- Washed up
- Jan. 6 and 7 ... Tightness is back.
- No More Kings
- Hey, Hallway Litterer: Don't Do That
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9 comments:
or you could just be lazy and pour that left-over liquid in a hotdog package into a glass. probably taste the same and is definitely just as gross.
one word: blender.
Sarah's right. Except that the delicious flavor packed oil would just float on top. Actually, that way I could just suck off the grease. Yum!
my heart is palpitating
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Sarah, bacon is hog's meat, at least the kind that I eat. Hotdogs, as Sinclair eloquently elaborated, are made of who fucking knows what. Bacon is manna, hotdogs are, well, meh. Mutually exclusive, these two meats remain. Tighten Up. Long Live Bacon.
Bacon, you truly are the King of Meats!
A Bacon Haiku
crackle my daydream
golden crispy salty snack
I dream of you now
bacon martinis are to muslims as holy water is to vampires.
Fear the ham grenade.
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