From the WTF department,

CNN.com: WICHITA, Kansas (AP) -- A 35-year-old woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for so long [2 years!!] that her body was stuck to the seat had a phobia about leaving the bathroom, the boyfriend said....

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body... It is hard to imagine... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

Pam Babcock and that toilet seat were TIGHT!