Feast your eyes upon the Holy Grail of Homosexual innuendo...
This article appears on today's Drudge Report under the heading 'Granny Trapped in Closet'. Allow me to supply a few choice excepts...
"She grabbed her cats and took cover in a closet."
"I fell asleep and I woke up and I wanted to get out and I couldn't get out"
"She slipped a note under the door that read "Help, I'm trapped in the closet."
"I was just like 'oh please God let me out. I can't stand to be in here any longer."
"So I say to everybody 'keep a hammer in your closet... and be in shape."
Wow. If only Tom Cruise could be so forthcoming...
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