Starbuck's, you should have closed for three hours.

The text below was sent to me by a soon to be contributor Erin and I think she has a point. I mean you work around coffee all freaking day how can you possibly be moving slowly?

"Why is it that baristas at coffee shops these days are all stoners and take fing forever to make you coffee?
I was griping about it this morning and then told that Starbucks shut down for two hours this week or last to re-train its employees nationwide. Because they all fing suck now. And the places trying to compete with them are worse. grr"