Vampire Weekend confirms ivy leaguers really are full of it

Dear Vampire Weekend,

Thanks for your fresh sound, particularly the interesting afro-pop. Quite obviously, you are New York's next big 15 minutes of fame. Thanks also for playing at Union Hall, across the street from my tilt.

But whoa nelly, you really are witty! Please, just play music, and stop making the story about you how fucking snotty you are.

Your friend, Cuba