I hate Krasdale Fruit Circles. I bought a box of them because I didn't feel like paying the huge markup on Fruit Loops at the AppleTree Market, and you better believe I regret it.
The rub is that generic cereal is almost always good--you know that when you buy ChocoJimmies, Baron Von Count's Chocolate Jubilee, or Admiral Sugartreat's Fantastical Awesomesquares, you're going to get a reasonable facsimile of the cereal they are obviously copying.
Not so with this Krasdale bullshit. The Fruit Circles have a brown patina, and they're mealy and gross. I want my $2.19 back, and a personal apology from Mr. Krasdale.
And another thing: your games suck. A crossword puzzle? What are you, the Mini-Page?
Tighten it Up, Krasdale.
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I want some Admiral Sugartreat's Fantastical Awesomesquares.
I want to BE Admiral Sugartreat.
However, Pepper: Your photos are too good. The cereal looks like a colorful bowl of yummy fun. I suggest you use your cell phone next time to properly convey the crud.
It backfired: i was trying to capture the patina...damn you nikon!
they do look tasty. Maybe I should purchase some.
no!
I command that you all refer to me from now on as Admiral Sugartreat.
I hope DC Snacks carries Krasdale. They look delicious!
there is only 1 admiral sugartreat!
Is Baron Von Count single? I want to marry him and live in his really ominous looking townhouse.
I bet his townhouse is in Ashburn, VA.
Baron Von Count has many residences! He is a jetsetter, a man about town(s), an erudite, gentleman, raconteur and scholar. He owns country homes by Lutyens, inner-ring suburban residences by Wright, and townhomes by McKim, Mead, and White. He is not above the country vernacular nor the occasional tent in the Andes, Appalachians, or Adirondacks. He is both mystery and legend, cereal icon and humble servant of humanity, statesman, friend of the poor, and lover of animals.
Ashburn, Virginia, you say? NEVER!
ok, Jesus, Gainesville.
That's a word search puzzle, not a crossword puzzle. Tighten up.
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