20 June 2007
Lardbucket Republican tight-ass surprisingly loose with facts
Politicians, in general, are in need of constant tightening (in the business it's called 'image control' or 'brand management'). However, when professional historian and fellow bacon-lover, Newt Ginrich, gets his facts wrong while invoking 9/11, John McCain, AND a Kennedy in a video trailer for his soon-to-be-doomed presidential campaign we can only say, Newt, Tighten UP. And go jogging to lose those Taftian titties of yours. Fatty.