22 June 2007

My Heritage is tight

How often do you go to a cocktail party and meet someone who says, "Hey Orville, you know, you look just like a rugged, young Robert Redford...do you like bluegra...can I get you a drink?" only to wake up confused the next day wearing a soiled Leaf's jersey in a strange man's apartment?

Well now there is a proactive way to defend yourself from the snowjob by seeing just how tight (scientifically speaking) your visage is to that of Holly and Bollywood's finest.

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