What's better than being a kid at a bowling alley with a solid guarantee of hitting at least one pin because of those handy bumpers? Being an adult at a bowling alley, drinking beer with friends and endless laughter over those hilarious gutter balls and miscalculated spares. The latter set the scene of yesterday evening: Kegler's Lanes with pitchers all around.
But what's this?
No seriously, what IS that thing?
Turns out, the menu explains exactly what it is.
But wait! It takes up the space of an entire mug of beer! And it doesn't really keep the beer that cold! After much knuckle wringing and deliberation amongst fellow bowlers, we knew what had to be done: the TU was thrown. (Click the image for the full awesomeness that is a TU under black light.)
It's one of the seven deadly sins, Kegler's: make like Uncle Joey and cut it out. Keep the cold in the icebox and give us back our beer!