22 April 2008

Joe Camel Will Not Be There in the Morning.

From Today's Wash Post:

Life Expectancy Drops for Some U.S. Women
Historic Reversal, Found in 1,000 Counties, May Be Result of Smoking and Obesity

"For the first time since the Spanish influenza of 1918, life expectancy is falling for a significant number of American women.
In nearly 1,000 counties that together are home to about 12 percent of the nation's women, life expectancy is now shorter than it was in the early 1980s, according to a study published today.

The downward trend is evident in places in the Deep South, Appalachia, the lower Midwest and in one county in Maine. It is not limited to one race or ethnicity but it is more common in rural and low-income areas. The most dramatic change occurred in two areas in southwestern Virginia (Radford City and Pulaski County), where women's life expectancy has decreased by more than five years since 1983.

The trend appears to be driven by increases in death from diabetes, lung cancer, emphysema and kidney failure. It reflects the long-term consequences of smoking, a habit that women took up in large numbers decades after men did, and the slowing of the historic decline in heart disease deaths."

Ladies really...since the SPANISH FLU? Death by obesity and lung cancer is so untight. Step away from your fast food and your Marlboro Reds and tighten up. We have so few advantages biologically ... longevity was the ultimate revenge.
Why can't you take up good habits that men have? Like not having children?


The Becca said...

HHAHAHAH I love this one.

Pete said...

I love that at least one woman can admit that they are the inferior gender. Thank you Brenda!

Sarah said...

Pete, you're so adorable. You didn't even mispell anything! I can't wait for you to bake me another cake.

Brenda Starr said...

I just want the one's in rural areas to stop bring down the average ... that's all.

Pete said...

BAHAHAH. It's true... I did bake her a cake.

Bone donor said...

tighten up that misplaced apostrophe and mis-grammar-ed verb, brenda.

Brenda Starr said...

You tighten up your face bone donor.