If you do, you know that Don Mclean's version of American Pie is a work of genius, a genuine article of Americana art.
Surely no artist would stoop so low as to wrap herself in a flag of techno and braless gyrations for a remix. Surely, Don McLean's piece was too perfect. Shirley? No, Madonna. She's carved out her own slice of American pie, but this was a travesty: