29 April 2008

Tight tag line ... Loose *ahem* premise.

This has been on a billboard on my street for at least two months ... probably the longest any movie poster has been up on that board ever.
The tag line gets points for creativity ... but the premise of the movie itself ... Zombie strippers? Really?
If you think about it, it's pretty gross ... who - aside from Edgar Allen Poe and maybe Michael Jackson - would want to see a naked chick of the undead? From every zombie movie I've seen, they aren't the most agile group of monsters, so any pole swings or bending movements for that matter would be uncomfortable and awkward to watch.
I'm probably over thinking this but if I don't who will? Jenna? Doubt it.


The Becca said...

They can't move fast because their corpse-y limbs tear off... jeeze, Brenda.

Pepper said...

false. hollywood will find a way to make zombie strippers even MORE desirable than conventional strippers, without danger of gangrene, rickets, or arm rot.

Brenda Starr said...

LOL - rickets.

mandy said...

What's not to love about a girl who takes her clothes off then eats your brain?! Sounds like an exciting episode of Heroes.