"Calling all SONS and DAUGHTERS to the 6th Annual Sam Davis Youth Camp!"
Do you mean Sam Davis the boy hero of the confederacy? Well I declare!
Yes, it's true: you can send your child to learn the "truths about the war for Southern Independence." And, in a feat of progressivity, this is the first summer that they're offering the program to girls!
And that's not all--you can apply now for your Sons of Confederate Veterans Visa card, complete with travel insurance (in case that angry mob finally catches up with you). Show the pride of your heritage: a heritage of tradition. Or, you could tighten up.