11 March 2008

If you invented these things...

If you are the inventor who created these heinous sandal running shoes, you need to tighten up! I can think of a million reasons why these are a bad idea. Can you imagine all the shit you'd get in your toes and feet? Tiny pebbles, etc? Ouch! Tighten up, Mr. Inventor! Sky Mall, you should know better. I depend on you for hilarious products that entertain me in flight. These are funny to look at, but that's it! Do a better job!

7 comments:

Pepper said...

So it's fair to say that you DON'T want these for Christmas?

Stuart said...

this perplexes me. All terrain sandals have been around for a while now. If people wanted to run in them, they would have invented these a long time ago. There is a reason that runners have thus far stuck with closed toe shoes.


this is just taboo. duh.

Sarah said...

becca, be fair. hippies need a good cardio work out too.

The Becca said...

They get cardio running away from cops.

Pete said...

Becca,

Your post implies that some unique individual actually invented these pieces of crap. They are cranked out by a Chinese factory in an effort to produce a "Final Solution" to the "American Eco-Tourist Question"

Minna said...

awesome. if there's one thing i can't stand, it's LOW performance running sandals. sky mall is the best mall.

alternate comment:

they look like the feet of highly advanced robot creatures.

Brenda Starr said...

I agree with Becca. They should be sent to the same hell that the people who invent Crocs are in.