6 Year Olds Driving...

I recently came across this story about a 6 year old boy who attempted to drive his grandparent's car. According to the story, he took the keys, moved his safety seat from the back to the drivers seat, and proceeded to back directly into a telephone pole knocking out power to the whole block.

Now I would generally applaud this kind of deviant behavior, but in this case the young whippersnapper's destination was Applebee's. That's right. Eating good in the freakin neighborhood, Applebee's. Piece of advice junior, next time you feel like doing something that not only risks your life, but the life of pretty much everyone in a 100 yard radius of you(the approximate distance someone who can't reach the pedals or see over the dash can make it in a car), pick an objective a little more rewarding than Applebee's. Acceptable destinations would have included but not been limited to Never-Never Land, Disney World, Oz, Santa's Workshop, the Marmalade Forest beneath the Make-Believe Trees, etc...

Tighten-Up.