17 October 2007

Ninja off

I call bullshit on Matt's earlier post; this ninja's way tighter:



And he's French!

11 comments:

Pete said...

I literally felt my ankle snaping while watching this.

Matt said...

ok so your French dude has stronger ankles than Mr. Ninja Warrior. not enough.

Bodenner said...

you think your ninja's better just because he's japanese. racist. white people are ninjas too: http://contentcafe.btol.com/Jacket/Jacket.aspx?SysID=digital&CustID=bt0113&Key=786936209396&Type=L&Return=1

Pepper said...

This guy would be great at running from the cops, but it's little more than fancy dancing. I get the feeling that if you put these two dudes in, say, a cagematch, the Japanese fellow would win handily.

Bodenner said...

what's matt's ninja gonna do, monkey-bar away from the cops?

mr. pepperell: i think that's a bogus comparison; both ninjas give no indication of hand-to-hand combat skills. if a cage match is the scenario, and we're going by the feats of ninja-ness displayed in those clips, then my 3 ninjas would totally kick the asses of both the japanese and french ninja, at the same time.

Pepper said...

No fair, sir, no fair: your three ninjas post was subsequent, and thus cannot be entered for comparison in my comment. Clearly sir, clearly, the 3 ninjas' skills are superior, and they would chop the other two asunder.

The first two ninjas are apples-to-apples; the last three are more like grenades.

mandy said...

Okay: the French Parkour dude is ridiculous, likewise is the Japanese Ninja Warrior. I think we can all agree that in forming an Ocean's 11 Roundtable of Badassedness, we'd certainly want these guys as our right- and left-hand men, respectively: One guy to kick ass and steal the jewelry, the other to evade the Po-Po, lightening-like.

Besides, can't we all just get along?

Bodenner said...

WPW: according to the time stamps, you in fact posted that comment nearly an hour after the 3 ninjas clip was put up.

no matter, since the comparison to the 3 ninjas was just an afterthought; my main critique was against your claim that matt's ninja could take on my french ninja in a cage match. again, that claim is baseless, given the lack of fighting ability displayed by either ninja.

based merely on the abilities presented in those clips, i still say my ninja holds up in an apples-to-apples cage match. to wit: my ninja leaps from building to building, high enough to cause an immediate, swishy death if performed poorly. matt's ninja, on the other hand, wears a safety line and other protective measures to break his fall.

Bodenner said...

thus, my ninja is more death-defying, and appears to have a higher pain threshold--two qualities that give him an edge in a cage match to the death.

Matthew said...

Bones, face it. Your ninja would straight up eat it on the giant rope at the end. No upper body strength. Matt's ninja could pick up a Tonka truck. A real Tonka truck

Bodenner said...

how does climbing a gym rope compete with reverse back-flipping from one tall building to the next??

i give up.