If a Chuck E. Cheese training video from the Eighties isn't tight enough for you, skip to the 2:44* mark...
*conversely, 8:06
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- Royksopp romp
- Paul Simon: tight music, tight moves.
- Hewlett-Packard, get your shit together yesterday.
- Light Graffiti
- RPL Responds
- Meal and Blog Post of the Day
- War Profiteers, redux
- Apostrophes 101
- Tight?
- My sister Kristen
- TIghten Up Roanoke Public Library
- Friday morning tight nod
- Enough with the children already!
- Annoying Co-Worker Driving Me Crazy
- Dear AccuWeather.com Weather Forecast Widget,
- FREE TACOS FOR AMERICA
- Can't get much tighter than the FDNY
- Drylanta
- Tip o' the Cap to the New Mr. October
- A tight epiphany
- More logo tightening
- Sure, but can they dress?
- SANTACON 2007
- So long, old friend.
- Dear Overheard on the Subway,
- Take that, Yankees
- Trader Joe's...I question your taste.
- Three cheers for Mona Shaw!
- Passive aggressive notes
- I Don't Mean to Rag on You Texas, But WTF?
- Kareem Abdul-Ninja
- A visual rendition of Fenty's tightening of DC cab...
- "I want those kids!"
- Ninja off
- The Evidence is Overwhelming
- The D.C. Don of Tightness
- CNN.com headline writers
- The art of the RSVP
- Americans, compared to Japanese, are lame.
- This interviewer really needs to tighten up her qu...
- Enough. With. The. Signs.
- "On Shallow Sophisticates", Reprise
- Pelosi's resolve
- Further Evidence of Necessary Corporate Tightening...
- Blockbuster Online
- Seriously, New York Times?
- Nonagenarian Tighteness
- In Rainbows
- A hate-crime at Columbia?!
- 6 Year Olds Driving...
- On the return of Hammerpants
- westSIDE
- Incontrovertible Photographic Evidence of Widespre...
- Tighten up: aliens visting New York
- Tightness Tribute
- I have various workshops and crap I got to do befo...
- Papyrus font also fails in neon.
- This is my elevator door.
- Fuck you John Yoo
- On Shallow Sophisticates
- Dear City of New York Department of Finance,
- Wait a second.... those aren't real frog eyes
- Helsinki's got it goin' on.
- Jimmy Carter could rewrite history...
- You don't get to rewrite history Bush
- Dear Papyrus Font,
- Tighten up that seat belt
- Jihadists need some serious work on their logos
- Tighten up, Jewel
- "Non-Existent" Tighten-Up
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8 comments:
How on earth did you find this?
There were many life lessons in that video. My favorite:
"Make things happen. If you try to force things to happen, they can back-fire on you."
Chuck E Cheese will now haunt my dreams for an eternity...
ShowBiz Pizza Time? Diamond Wipes? A game of 'who can spank Chuckie'? A gorilla playing a banjo??
What cuckoo crazy fun!
'dont let the other guests notice that Chucky needs a cleaning!"
Jewel better watch out - I think it is being narrated by Chris Hansen.
Wait, is that really jewel? She's playing on friday night at the Washington International Horse Show at the MCI center. www.wihs.org
There are lots of classy ladies named Jewel, and this video proves that they have made it in a variety of showbiz outlets, from crooning with guitars to wearing ratsuits.
This is the most incredible training video I have ever seen. And I have seen a lot of training videos.
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