Alright Peter, you drove me to do this.
Fucking stop playing "Big Girls Don't Cry" to piss me off. You are an asshole. I'm totally throwing you under the bus. Tighten Up and play me some Kanye.
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- Paul Simon: tight music, tight moves.
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6 comments:
I believe this is the first personally-directed TU that has yet been issued. Becca, you're blazing new trails.
Sorry that dude pissed you off Becster. No one deserves annoying coworkers. However, that fellow appears to be a jovial chap, capable of all sorts of tomfoolery. I would suggest slashing all of his tires, nonetheless. Kidding, guy.
Becca,
This new habit of putting photos of fingers and hands in posts is AWESOME. It reminds me of The Message, where all you see is Ali's sword. (http://www.amazon.com/Message-30th-Anniversary-Anthony-Quinn/dp/B000AQ6A4E/ref=pd_bbs_sr_4/104-0477214-8566361?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1193371437&sr=8-4)
I side with anyone who shares my name over anyone else. Calm the fuck down Becca...
Pete you are a smart man. My humps are larger and much more desirable than Fergie's. Only thing better is watermelon bacon. The juices are both sweet and greasy.
i just threw up a lot in my mouth.
it's still coming.
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